Other Words for Egypt’s Latest Military Coup Political Cartoon and Top Ten Alternative Names for a Coup jokes
Mubarak. Morsy. Who’s next on the Nile’s political chopping block? — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Alt Names for a Coup jokes”
- 10. Changeover carbines : A handover without the diplomatic hugs and kisses of a typical peaceful process.
- 9. Unfashionable Farewell Party : the new form of Street Justice in and around Tahrir Square.
- 8. Rumble at the Presidential Palace : Supporting and executing the will of the people.
- 7. The realization that something critical must change, even if it goes against the very nature of the thing that drove extreme change nigh-on two and a half years before.
- 6. Haiku: Whatever you do, if you want more U.S. Aid, don’t call it a coup.
- 5. Respecting the Groundswell of the People’s Political Tremors : Another name for the bread and circus that is p0wn3d by the Egyptian military.
- 4. Unconventional shifting of Conventional politics : The language used by linguists who languish in the land of laws which are enforced by the very army that makes and breaks them.
- 3. Right makes might, except when might is used to remove someone from office that some emotional and angry portion of the population doesn’t like, and they’re backed by an American-funded army.
- 2. Realignment of the subtleties of the Sphynx : Because even though the tip of the monument was broken in a dramatic, bombastic way, it still represents a country and a culture rich with subtext and primal urges.
- … and the #1 Alternative Name for a Coup is:
- 1. Three Words: Inverse Political Pyramid.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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