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No Happy Thanksgiving for Turkeys The Daily Dose Cartoons and Jokes

“Thanksgiving is my favorite American holiday, and that fills me with the sort of turkey-eating guilt that can only be made right by eating flightless fowl and pumpkin pie.”
— Yasha Harari

“Top 5 Thanksgiving jokes”

5) Is that a turkey in your pocket or are you just a typically obese American?

4) Three words: Turducken’s three birds.

3) Q: What’s the second best thing about Thanksgiving?
A: It’s still not Christmas for about another month.

2) Haiku:
Turkey dinner treat.
On Thanksgivng it’s a feast.
Just don’t call it beast.

… and the #1 non-rejected Thanksgiving joke is …

1) Q: What does PILGRIM stand for at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: People In Line Get Really Interesting Merchandise.

Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.

Previously: The Daily Dose is 18 Year Old Cartoon and Jokes