President Obama Caricature and Top Iraq jokes

“In a neat little town they call Mosul, Apprenticed in terror was bound, and many an hour of sweet misery, he spent in that sweet little town.
Then Baghdad misfortune befell him, and caused him to lose his right hand, All because of a badly timed IED, That formed the black melted sand.”
— Yasha Harari

“Top Iraq joke”

Q: Why is Obama sending only a small handful of “special advisors” and military personnel to Iraq, following the ISIS’s latest conquests in the lands of ancient Babylon?
A: Being a true Democrat, the older he gets, the more he wants to re-enact JFK’s forrays into South Vietman.

Q: How would you describe America’s foreign policy towards Iraq since from 2003 – 2014, in three words?
A: Forward. Backward. Coward.

Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.

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