Earthians or Marslings editorial cartoon and Top 10 Nomenclature jokes
“Even the worst Science Fiction stories might be a lot more believable if they had proper, consistent nomenclature.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Nomenclature jokes”
- 10. You can’t invent nomenclatures that already exist, but you can bribe the officials who control future naming structures.
- 9. Would you prefer to have your nomenclature discovery first lampooned in the Oxford Dictionary, or published in Webster’s Dictionary? .
- 8. If you had invented the nomenclature for the shaggy dog joke, would you have preferred the term fuzzy cat or mangy hyena?
- 7. Aliens from outer space have long been trying to label human beings in their own language. For now they use a word in their tongue that means “massively capable, mostly harmless, highly dangerous species when not well fed”.
- 6. Haiku: Nomenclature rocks. Calling stones by the wrong words? That is sew silly.
- 5. Would you rather have a close encounter with a Mercurian or a Mercurling?
- 4. Do you think if the could, the stars would sue Hollywood for copyright infringement?
- 3. Never hire a superstar for any dramatic role, because black holes just attract everything into their mass and then crush them with their gravity.
- 2. If you told a joke about nomenclature and no one was there to hear it, would it still be properly sorted for grammar?
- … and the #1 Nomenclature joke is:
- 1. There are no good nomenclature jokes that you can’t label, classify and organize in tables.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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