"Top 10 Apple iPad 3G jokes"
10. The Apple iPad 3G. It won't do your dishes.
9. iPad: it's Profit and design.
8. Think of the iPad as a giant iPod Nano for people with really giant fingers.
7. The Apple iPad: According to President Obama, it's the enemy of the state of the heart.
6. iPad: intelligent Product advertised dumb.
5. The iPad 3G still does not work with Adobe. Talk about another stroke of misguided genius.
4. The Apple iPad is the diva of computer devices. It looks shiny and sexy, it's photogenic, it whines, it chimes, and it does not do what it's supposed to do.
3. iPad: intuitive Personal aggrandizing device.
2. The Apple iPad 3G, for all its hype, still can't convince people to stop using Microsoft.
... and the #1 Apple iPad 3G joke is:
1. It's more expensive than the original, and it still can't multitask.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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