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Ukraine Cartoon and Top Ukranian joke

Does Reebok actually let ewe be ewe? — Yasha Harari

“Top Ukranian joke”

An Ukrainian man goes to the local DMV to apply for his driver’s license.

As part of the process, the man must pass an eye exam. The administering clerk shows him a card with the letters:

E C Z A D T G N U W S Z K L I Q D V Y T K O

“Can you read this?” the clerk asks.

“Read it?” the Ukrainian replies, “I know him.”

Source: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

Note: No actual Ukrainians or their friends and allies were demonstrated against or otherwise protested against in any way, shape or form for the production of these funny things. The political dichotomy cartoon represented in this edition was not elected into ofice and has no legislative power over anyone wearing a braid like that of Ms. Tymoshenko, or over people who own private zoos and other lavish things like Mr. Yanukovich. All pliticians mentioned herein were unauthorized to disapprove of being excluded in this production, as well as included, and their names and identities may or may not have been devolved from the right of public consumption for editorial reasonings. Any similarity between the peoples’ names read, seen or misconstrued here and any actual people is completely ridiculous, unless you’re too thick to get the punchline, and if that is what’s up then you should get your noggin analyzed by a real quack and not some sheepish bird of a doc who takes orders from your health management authority.

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