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“Rarely is a foreshadowing moment seen behind the subject.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 Birds of a Feather jokes”
10. Birds of a feather don’t fly together if they’re born conjoined at the hip.
9. Alfred Hitchcock was a giant bird of his own feather.
8. In politics, birds of a feather pad their bank accounts together.
7. Haiku: Birds of a feather, flock together in the air, more than on the ground.
6. Birds of a feather just ruin your car wax at a faster rate.
5. Birds that eat birds are like people who kill people, except birds can fly without a 3 hour security check at the airport.
4. Birds of a feather make better dusters than sheep of a wool coat.
3. People can’t just flap their arms and fly, even if they are wearing the feathers of a bird.
2. Birds are occupying the skies, and dropping their business on the limousines of the top 1%.
… and the #1 Birds of a Feather joke is:
1. Birds of a feather don’t share online, but they were once famously used in a Google search algorithm practical joke.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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