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Bashar Assad St. Patrick’s Day cartoon and Top 10 Tyrant Leprechaun jokes

“If Syrians had their way, they would ask the leprechaun to heal them from the Asma that is suffocating the life out of them.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 Tyrant Leprechaun jokes”

10. If you were a Syrian refugee and Bashar Assad was sitting on a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in Syria, would you ask him for favors, try to outsmart him, or would you still flee to Turkey?

9. Ireland and the United States are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day by drinking green beer. Syrian demonstrators are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day by painting the green fields of their farming villages red with their blood, thanks to Bashar Assad.

8. If the U.S. Congress really wanted to help stop the bloodshed in Syria, they would uphold their green spirit on St. Patrick’s Day and send some greenbacks to the opposition groups in Syria.

7. St. Patrick’s Day is further proof of the non existence of good Leprechauns, because they have never granted a single wish that would stop Bashar Assad from killing more of his own people. But it doesn’t disprove the existence of evil Leprechauns.

6. Haiku: Dictators are real. Leprechauns are fantasy. Too bad that’s not switched.

5. Bashar Assad woke up this morning, he had the dictator blues. It’s so easy to attack him, but not so easy to wear his shoes. Size Evil doesn’t fit on just anyone’s soul.

4. Go for gold. That is the wish of everyone who wishes to find the lucky leprechaun, and everyone who needs a lucky break. In Syrian Bashar Assad takes all the gold and gives all the protesters a very unlucky break … starting with their bones.

3. Do you really think Syria would be going through such a terrible civil war, if their first lady, Asma Assad, was Irish?

2. President Obama thinks Syria can’t be solved by outside force. Instead, he clings to the hope that the St. Patrick’s Day leprechauns will use their magic wishes to change things.

… and the #1 Tyrant Leprechaun joke is:

1. If they can make the Chicago River green for St. Patrick’s Day, why can’t Seal Team 6 whack Bashar Assad?

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.