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Johnny Quiz cartoon and Top 10 Cartoon jokes

“Comic strip heroes are just drawn out sandwiches.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 cartoon jokes”

10. The best cartoons are the ones that transcend culture, which is why sex and violence are so prevalent.

9. Even if Spider Man had been created in the Internet age, he would have been as famous as he is, because the content is sticky.

8. If Bruce Wayne was a real person, would he make a profile or a page for Batman on facebook?

7. Coming Soon to a theatre near you: Mid-life Mutant Ninja Turtles.

6. xkcd is a popular internet web comic no thanks to the wit, and the talent required to draw stick figures.

5. Scooby Doo and Friends are as popular as ever thanks to the Internet and Hollywood, because online everybody knows you’re a dog.

4. The Smurfs cartoon got so popular that the story received a 3D movie, because Smurfette appealed to a certain demographic.

3. Of course the reason cartoon Super Heroes are so comfortable in their tight body suit costumes has nothing to do with them being gay.

2. Would The Oatmeal web comic be as funny if it was illustrated with photos instead of cartoons?

… and the #1 Cartoon joke is:

1. Celluloid heroes never really die, and cartoon heroes never really age.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.