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Wade vs. Sall Senegal Presidential Elections editorial cartoon and Top 10 Senegal jokes

“The only funny thing about the elections in Senegal is the election process itself.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 Senegal jokes”

10. The elections aren’t in doubt. The victor will be either the current incumbent, or his protege. Either way, it’s not a bad result for Mr. Wade.

9. President Wade is running for a third term despite a two-term limit. Don’t you just love politics in Africa?

8. Macky Sall, the candidate for President going up against long-time incumbent President Abdulaye Wade, campaigned on national unity. That’s code for “when I’m President, you’ll all be my subjects and publicly protest the corruption you are privately a part of.”

7. Haiku: It’s Wade versus Sall. The Senegal Elections. Watch it Live and Snooze.

6. One-Liner: Hey Sall. Is that a Wade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. Tourism: Visit Senegal: Even though we speak French, we’re still the only stable democracy in Western Africa never comandeered by the armed forces.

4. Hats: Our hats are simpler than Lady Gaga‘s, because we believe the old expression: KISS – Keep It Simple, Stupid.

3. Flags: We only need one star on our flag, because the President of Senegal is the only star in our country.

2. Environmental: Look, in Senegal, we’re either picking the incumbent President, or his ex-protege, to be our next President. So please, don’t tell us about how to recycle.

… and the #1 Senegal joke is:

1. Slogan: Senegal. It’s not just the home of Youssou N’dour.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.