Angry Tweets cartoon and Top 10 Angry Tweet jokes
- “If you get up in the middle of the night to read a blog and complain about it to a sea of uninfluential people, you might be an angry tweeter.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Angry Tweet jokes”
- 10. If it takes you 140 characters to write an angry tweet, you’re no good at it.
- 9. John tweet Jane: Last night was fun. Jane tweeted John: My head hurts & I have cucumber-ginger stains on my sheets. UR dead #*@#$& !@~&^*!
- 8. To count the amount of angry tweets tossed around every day, would drive a bird-brain insane.
- 7. Three things lots of people don’t like: Beets, cheats and tweets.
- 6. Angry big cats don’t tweet. They eat tweeters.
- 5. Angry birds in the desert don’t tweet viciously at noisy, visiting tourist birds from the big city. They just watch them dehydrate to death.
- 4. Three things lots of people don’t understand: Bits, chits and twits.
- 3. Angry dogs don’t tweet, and it’s the fault of their humans.
- 2. Hurricanes, the economy, the war in Libya, unrest in Syria and across the Middle East, these things don’t tweet, but there are lots of angry tweets about it.
- … and the #1 Angry Tweet joke is:
- 1. You can’t always tweet what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you tweet what you need.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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