Apple iBall editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Eyeball jokes
“A year on, the revolution in Tahrir Square that ousted Hosni Mubarak as President of Egypt, still manages to be a top item for any media outlet that strives to #OccupyEyeballs.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Occupy Eyeballs jokes”
- 10. Haiku: Occupy Eyeballs. That’s what Apple wants to do. Got your iBall yet?
- 9. #OccupyWallStreet figured the best way to occupy eyeballs is to get everyone to show up with their iPhones, iPads … and Androids too.
- 8. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could #occupyiballs?
- 7. The leaders of #ows are secretly planning to #OccupyApple unless they release the next great product really soon … they’re suggesting Apple create the iOccupy device.
- 6. Hollywood has lost so much in the fight to occupy eyeballs, that they’re looking more and more like a washed-up fighter who has to occupy a doctor with a bloody black eye.
- 5. Politicians can often get their way when they occupy eyeballs with distractions.
- 4. Football: The reason cheerleaders #occupyeyeballs at halftime, is because watching the grass grow doesn’t sell as much beer.
- 3. The #occupy movement would never have been witnessed by so many people in such a short time, if it had not managed to occupy eyeballs.
- 2. The worldwide economy may be in the tank, but that doesn’t occupy eyeballs nearly as much as the current pablum of fake reality shows and karaoke shows on TV these days.
- … and the #1 #OccupyEyeballs joke is:
- 1. Would you rather #OccupyiBalls in demonstration, or occupy eyeballs with a unique talent?
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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