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Real Tea Realty editorial cartoon and Top 10 Real Tea jokes

“Is it inappropriate to drink coffee at a real tea party?” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 Real Tea jokes”

10. Is decaffeinated tea real tea?

9. Would Great Britain have colonised India had it no real tea?

8. Haiku: I bought some realty, and then I drank some real tea. Now I have to pee.

7. Maybe the economy can be fixed without real tea, but it’s highly unlikely that it can be fixed without Realty.

6. If you owned the Real Tea Realty Company, would you sell farmland to tea growers, or would you sell tea to real estate agencies?

5. Would you drink Santorum’s Real Tea?

4. If you were a real tea plant, would you dream of being a real coffee plant?

3. Do you think Obama would prefer a Real Tea party or a Realty party?

2. If you went to a Republican Party social mixer, would you rather drink the real tea that’s flavored by Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney?.

… and the #1 Real Tea joke  is:

1. Real Tea leaves the caffeine in.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.