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#OccupyThanksgiving editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Thanksgiving jokes

“Here’s to a Happy Thanksgiving … and to the countless millions of turkeys who will never understand why we eat them.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 #OccupyThanksgiving jokes”

10. #OWS members may find it easy to celebrate this Thanksgiving, while remaining out in the cold, late November weather, motivated by dreams of stuffing the top 1% with all the trimmings.

9. The top 1% of turkeys get eaten too, usually by people in the other 99%.

8. Wall Street bankers eat the same turkeys as the other 99%.

7. #OccupyThanksgiving is calling fowl on the anti-holiday spirit demonstrated by the cops who are arresting them for flocking together like birds of a feather.

6. #OccupyWallStreet protesters make more money than the 99% of turkeys who get devoured each and every holiday season.

5. #OccupyAngriestBirds – because it’s time for the other 99% of fowl to get a fair shake.

4. Occupy Elenor Turkey – All the Pardoned turkeys, where do they all come from? All the pardoned turkeys, where do they all belong? 

3. President Obama wants to eat an extra Greecey Turkey with heaps of gravy for Thankgiving, but realizing it is politically incorrect with the #OWS crowd, he decided to stay Hungary.

2. You can occupy whatever you want. Just stay away from my Thanksgiving turkey.

… and the #1 Occupy Thanksgiving joke  is:

1. #OccupyThanksgiving – It’s time for family and fowl to feast together against the top 1% of turkey farmers who own over half the turkeys, and the Washington lobbyists who control the rest of them.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.