Groundhog day editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Shadows jokes
“If Punxatawney Phil never saw his own shadow, would you miss long winters?” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Occupy Shadows jokes”
- 10. When you’re in the voting booth in November, ask yourself: WWPPD? What Would Punxatawney Phil Do?
- 9. Haiku: Groundhog day is here. Will Phil see his own shadow? Winter could be long.
- 8. Occupy Wall Street protestors love protesting Groundhog Day, because it represents the top 1% of fat rodents who Occupy Shadows, controlling over half the remaining days of Winter.
- 7. The Grand Prognosticator of Punxatawney, PA isn’t a political pollster, because the shadow of politics would leave Phil in a permanent winter.
- 6. #ows organizers have decided that ahead of the next Anonymous attack on some unsuspecting secured communications system, they will do as Punxatawney Phil does and go underground where they can #OccupyShadows.
- 5. The stock market loves groundhog day because it’s easier to bet on what the rodent will do than it is to occupy shadows and try to profit from being Anonymous.
- 4. Puxatawney Phil decided to #OccupyShadows in 2012 to show solidarity with the shadowy occupiers who don’t like that the other 99% of groundhogs get none of the limelight.
- 3. Because of the explosion of Punxatawney Phil copycats, a union is forming to Occupy Shadows with regulated oversight.
- 2. Punxatawney Phil’s little cousin in the Occupy Shadows movement is AnonyMouse .
- … and the #1 #OccupyShadows joke is:
- 1. Groundhog or not, you can’t occupy shadows if you’re never in the light.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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