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Netanyahu Didn’t Win the Israeli Elections The Daily Dose Cartoons and Jokes

“Netanyahu should thank Obama for getting him re-elected.”
— Yasha Harari

“Top 5 Israeli Election jokes”

5) An Israeli walks into an election booth, and doesn’t vote for anyone in particular, since Israelis can only pick parties, not people.

4) Three words: Cronyism’s improving Israel.

3) Q: What is irony?
A: Saying Israel has a representative democracy, while letting it be run by an oligarchy.

2) Haiku:
Israelis do vote.
They just don’t vote for people.
They vote for parties.

… and the #1 not-yet-censored Israeli Election joke is …

1) Israelis think they vote for their leaders.

Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.

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