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How Assad Accepts the 6 Point UN Plan editorial cartoon and Top 10 Syrian Dictator jokes

“President Assad took the UN 6 Point Plan in stride, as would any dictator, by saying one thing, and killing another.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 Syrian Dictator jokes”

10. President Assad accepted the UN 6 point plan, with their paper in one hand, and a gun in the other.

9. Haiku: Assad Accepts Plan. The UN is dubious. More Syrians die.

8. Tourism: Visit Syrla, and get a free funeral.

7. Eco-conscious: The Syrian dictator believes that Syria’s environment will be helped by burying all those extra organic human nutrient units into the ground.

6. Suits: You might not be dressed as sharply as Asma Assad’s husband, but if you’re a Syrian protestor, you might get shot by one of the Syrian dictator’s soldiers wearing camouflage.

5. Flags: Syria’s flag in 2012: It’s a plain white cloth, normally used to indicate surrender, only it’s dyed blood red.

4. Slogan: Syria. Home of the Assad regime, and cemetery of his subjects.

3. Medicine: Bashar Assad is upset that the EU has cut off access to the necessary medicines his Asma requires from overseas, namely, her European bank accounts.

2. Economy: Bashar Assad believes that killing all those protestors is the sure-fire way to reduce unemployment and raise the per capita income in Syria.

… and the #1 Syrian Dictator joke is:

1. The Syrian dictator allowed the UN to visit the war-torn regions of his country, but was very angry that his snipers were unable to hit the NGO’s diplomats.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.