Islamic State vs. Medicine Editorial Cartoon and Top 5 Silly Medicine joke
“Over the past few years, IS has reportedly killed more people than sharks, and far less than pharmaceuticals and bad medical practice.”
— Yasha Harari
“Top 5 ridiculous things about medicine and big pharma”
5) Salaries, stock prices, profit and shareholder value (ROI) are the four main ingredients to any medical or pharmaceutical formula.
4) Three words: Wealthcare, not healthcare.
3) Q: How can you tell a doctor from a pharmaceutical executive?
A: One is just an incompetent, greedy buffoon out to rip you off. The other incompetent, greedy buffoon has the decency to rip you off to your face.
2) Haiku:
Doctors and Pharma
Don’t exist to make you well.
Though they love your cash.
… and the #1 ridiculous thing about medicine and big pharma is …
1) Q: Why do lawyers love doctors and pharmaceutical researchers?
A: They’re job creators. Every doctor creates at least two medical malpractice lawyers.
Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.
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