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"Golfers are violent towards the golf course. Think about it. Every single golf player aims to hit a hole in one." ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten funny factoids about golf"

10. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball, but how many are on a non-regulation golf ball?

9. If Golf is the sport where elite people meet on the greens and carve up the world, then what is the sport where the world is mended?

8. Jack Nicklaus never needed to write a Top Ten list about Golf to champion the green game.

7. Golf balls were first made of thin leather stuffed with feathers. Tightly-packed feathers made balls that flew the farthest. Feather balls were used until 1848. Thus was born the birdie.

6. Non chalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

5. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.

4. No matter how bad you are playing, you can always play worse.

3. The average golfer can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.

2. Hazards attract. Fairways repel.

... and the #1 funny factoid about golf is:

1. Tiger Woods let over a dozen off-course hussies play with his balls and putts.

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