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"How fortuitous that the failed Christmas Day Bomber, Mr. Abdulmutallab, was stopped by none other than a flying Dutch man and filmmaker, Jasper Schuringa. What comes around goes around. Mr. Van Gogh, of Mohammed cartoon fame, is avenged." ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten Failed Christmas Day Bomber Warnings"

10. When a suspected terrorist manages to board a plane with an explosive, the system has failed to tell other passengers to carry-on a spare clean pair of underpants.

9. When the father of a suspected al-Qaida terrorist warns the US State Department in Nigeria, you should not think this is another spam email scam.

8. If your name sounds like Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, expect a thorough search on international flights.

7. When President Obama says there was "no smoking gun" he forgot that the warning was about a bomb, not a gun.

6. When a rich, loner, Muslim student from Nigeria is despondent in his luxury London apartment, he probably has something pathetic to hide about his crotch.

5. Don't worry about being on a State Department terror watch list. They don't control the no-fly list.

4. When Secretary Napolitano says "the system worked", she forgot to add "except it totally failed."

3. When President Obama says "we dodged a bullet, but just barely" he forgot that it was a bomb attack.

2. When you board a plane with your 3-year-old and his twenty buckets of Play-Doh, expect the TSA to confiscate the "potential weapon" from said toddler.

... and the #1 Failed Christmas Day Bomber Warning:

1. When the US State Department knew a Christmas Day bomber would attack, US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton figured it was another one of Bill Clinton's runaway underpants gags.

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