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"How many space aliens need to die before James Cameron makes a Billion Dollar movie?" ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten Funny Factoids about Avatar the Movie"

10. Science fiction geeks have a new species they'll never have sex with.

9. James Cameron wanted to film the movie in 5 dimensions, he just didn't secure the funding for it.

8. After Iraq and Afghanistan are secured, the Marines will be be shipped off-planet to scout locations for Avatar 2.

7. Despite claims to the contrary, Obama is not an Avatar.

6. You know you're having a bad day when you fall asleep with Aliens and wake up on Planet Pandora.

5. Terminator, Aliens, True Lies, Abyss, Titanic, Avatar. James Cameron can't make enough movies starting with T & A.

4. Avatar cost about $700 Million when you factor in the marketing and costs before the studio recoups their investment. Why doesn't the gov't make a few thousand of those and pay off the national debt?

3. In Avatar 2, the audience will actually be transported into the movie, fighting for their lives. And the ticket will still only cost you $10.

2. Cameron wants a budget of $5 Trillion dollars for his next mega blockbuster, and it will include free healthcare for everyone in America.

... and the #1 Funny Factoid about Avatar the Movie:

1. Despite costing $300 Million to film the Avatar movie, James Cameron once again budgeted only $200 for the script writing.

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