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O, Baby! This is a BIG F***ING Deal!
U.S. Gov't Health 
Care Reform - Because you always wanted more Government Control of your life

Funny One Liner:
"When is a law not a law? When the US Congress is still voting on it after it's signed by the President." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 U.S. Health Care Reform One Liners"

10) "This is a BIG F***ing Deal" -- U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, congratulating U.S. President Barack Obama after US Health Care Reform passed the vote in the House in March, 2010.

9) Since not a single Republican voted for US Health Care Reform, how will they defend their NO vote when it works?

8) The CBO estimates that under the US Health Care Reform Law you will be on painkillers for the rest of your life, just as soon as you know what it costs.

7) U.S. Health Care was necessary, because there weren't enough touniquets to stop the bleeding finances. Of course now there aren't enough bleeding finances to buy tourniquets.

6) Under the new American Universal Healthcare Law, viewers suffering from the Late Night Television wars, will be offered an alternative dose of Hot CoCo O'Brien via twitter.

5) Debating U.S. Health Care Reform back in 2009, Alan Grayson (D-FL), warned Americans that "Republicans want you to die quickly". If that's true, then Democrats want you to die slowly and in painful debt.

4) US Health Care passed, like a kidney stone.

3) Now that U.S. Health Care Reform is a signed law, 32 Million uninsured Americans will be covered. And Millions of Americans in the insurance business will soon suffer a heart attack due to lost business compounded by sticker shock.

2) With U.S. Healthcare Reform taken care of, the Left Wing of American politics can go back to doing what it does best in Foreign Policy: Attacking Israel for building houses, and excusing terrorists who murder in the name of ideology.

... and the #1 U.S. Health Care Reform One Liner Joke is:

1) Don't worry. It'll only hurt for the next couple decades.

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