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Hail to The Chief Executive POTUS (Pimp of the United States)
President Obama ... POTUS Pimp of 
the United States

Funny Quote:
"As part of Obama's Recovery spending boondoggle, Syracuse University was awarded $219,000 to study female hook-up patterns and found that 1/4 of all sexually active college-aged women have some kind of V.D., which in the Obamanation means 3/4 of sexually active college-aged women are still safe to sleep with." Yasha Harari

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"Top 10 List of Pimp Catch Phrases Obama might say"

10) Mo' Gov'ment, Mo' Power.

9) I don't care if you voted for me,
      But the Right can't broker healthcare out of me,
      No Corruption, no perks, you can't see,
      That I'm the MotherPOTUS P-I-M-P.

8) The difference between the Messiah and me is, the Messiah couldn't convince anyone he could fix the mess I made.

7) I may be a Harvard snob, but I can still turn you out to ho' for China.

6) The Left is disappointed. The Right is self-appointed. But I'm the Chosen One, baby.

5) Oh, you don't like my negotiating style? *Smack! Slap! Whack!*

4) You better work it, bitch, and then gimme yo' money!

3) I don't care if you are the Supremes in Court, I'll still call you out, Capitol style.

2) The State of the Union is they're my bitches too.

... and the #1 Pimp Catch Phrases Obama might say is:

1) If you can't win 'em over with Dirty Tricks, you can always win 'em with Dope 'n Pocket Change.

Reference: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose

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