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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Bulldozer Team of Monkeys Remove Rubble Funny Quote: "He built his construction business brick-by-brick, reinforcing his knowledge concretely by pouring on his mix of metal and mettle." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "The Construction Monkey" A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A few minutes later, a man walked in and said to the shopkeeper "I'll take a Construction Monkey, please." The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the man, saying, "That'll be $5,000." The man paid and left with the monkey. The surprised woman went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a Construction Monkey. He can drive trucks, set forms, erect steel & equipment and run pipe, all with no back talk or complaints. He's well worth the money." The woman then spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper, "that's a Superintendent Monkey. He can read drawings, answer RFI's, make as-build's and inspect quality. He is very useful monkey indeed." The woman looked around a little longer and found a monkey with a $50,000 price tag. The shocked woman exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?" "Well," said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen him do anything except drink beer and put his hands down his pants. But his papers say he's a Project Manager Monkey." Reference: Construction Exchange Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke My father was from Iceland and my moth... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes There are these three women A redhead a... Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur... why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more... whats a ghost's favorite fruit? boober... what did one mountain say to the other?... what do penguins use as napkins? flapk... Two ships were at sea, a British one an... "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out... What do you call a sheep covered in cho... A three legged dog walks into a bar and... RSS integration by RSSinclude