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"Money talks. Stock whispers." ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten Mad Money Matters in 2010"

10. National Debt? No problem. The Fed will just print more unearned paper.

9. A Tax cheat named Tim Geithner still runs the IRS.

8. American citizens own 2 major US car companies, and still can't buy a hovercar.

7. Mandatory healthcare fees, and fines added to those who can't afford it.

6. Gov't can't cover the cost of national healthcare? No problem. Do what Congress does: Count the same revenues twice.

5. Want to reverse unemployment rates? Hire more unqualified gov't bureaucrats and count those jobs ten times over.

4. Cap and Trade? More like Crappy Trade.

3. Unions and Big Labor can't turn a profit for their companies? No problem. Have the gov't bailout and take over all their failing industries.

2. Obamanomics? Obama Money! It's handout season, baby!

... and the #1 Mad Money Matter in 2010:

1. Despite his prison sentence, Bernie Madoff like a bandit.

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