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"Do Poles get royalties for every pole used in the Olympic Games?" ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten Plus Two Downhill Ski Jokes"

Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better Than Sex

10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
2. Lessons are available from anyone
1. Abundance of virgin territory


Q: What do you call a downhill skier so scared to move down the mountain he stays put as if rooted to the ground?
A: A Slope Oak.


Two Skiers were on their way out on piste, one said, "Where did you get your new skis?"

The second skier replied, "Well, I was skiing along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman came up on these skis. She unclipped them from her bindings and threw them to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second skier nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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