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Q: What's funnier than a married John being serviced by a Lady of the Night?
A: Watching Tiger Woods apologize for something half of all married couples deal with.

Q: Why did Tiger Woods have extra-marrital affairs with so many different women?
A: Because he can.

Q: What's the difference between a porn star and Tiger Woods?
A: One is a horny, desperate, low-self-esteem sellout who loves sex, partying and performing professionally on camera. The other acts in adult films.

Q: What's the similarity between Tiger Woods and President Obama?
A: The media used to love both of them.

Q: Which nursery rhyme is like the Tiger Woods sex scandal?
A: Eenie Meany Miny Male, Catch a Tiger by his tail.

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