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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Fat Albert's favorite 'hood game played in Turkey Funny Quote: "The reason that EU can't get a proper hold of the Turkey is all that Greece." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Greek and Turkish Relations" Three Greek friends had a good Turkish friend named Mehmet and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say "It could have been worse." His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Mehmet could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up at the coffee house. Mehmet asked, "Where's Stelios?" And one of his friends said, "Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Stelios found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself." Mehmet says, "Well it could have been worse." Both his friends said, "How on Earth could it be worse!? Your best friend just killed himself!" Mehmet says, "If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!" Reference: Topix' Turkish jokes Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke Once upon a time there was a very larg... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes There are these three women A redhead a... Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur... why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more... whats a ghost's favorite fruit? boober... what did one mountain say to the other?... what do penguins use as napkins? flapk... Two ships were at sea, a British one an... "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out... What do you call a sheep covered in cho... A three legged dog walks into a bar and... RSS integration by RSSinclude