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Passover is Nigh! Here comes the Matzah Maze!
Matza Maze 
from Team of Monkeys

Funny One Liner:
"Freedom's just another word for Passover to me. Passover don't mean nothin' honey unless it's free." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Dos and Taboos of a Passover Seder"

10) Do: Celebrate the fact that you're not stuck in Egypt building Pyramids.

9) Taboo: Bring your fresh baked garlic bread to the Seder.

8) Do: Drink at least four full cups of wine.

7) Taboo: Drink the cup of wine left out for Elijah the Prophet.

6) Do: Try the Matzoh Ball Soup, especially if you've had a few too many cups of wine.

5) Taboo: Toss the Matzoh Balls back and forth like a game of Catch across the Passover table.

4) Do: Try the Horseradish, especially if you have a stuffy nose and want to clear it.

3) Taboo: Wash down the horseradish with a cold, refreshing beer.

2) Do: Feast with all your might at the wisdom and courage of Moses and the Red Sea Pedestrians.

... and the #1 Do and Taboo of a Passover Seder is:

1) Taboo: Praise the Pharaoh for his smart use of Jewish pyramid builders.

Reference: Yasha Harari for and

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