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Prepare a long goodbye for Arrogance; Senator Harry Reid (D-NV)
Senator Harry Reid - Arrogance defined.

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"Don't feel too bad for Conan O'Brien getting bumped by his own network and the big chin. At least he must be glad he's not Senator Harry Reid getting bumped out by his own party and PC boss." ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten things that confirm Senator Harry Reid's Arrogance"

10. His refusal to negotiate laws affecting every single American -- including those "negro" people he says he is so fond of.

9. His pompous view that he knows better than the rest of us -- even though he is from Nevada.

8. His desire to ramrod through legislation even at his own political peril, despite his supporters urging him to do otherwise.

7. He denies that It's The Economy, Stupid -- even though it is.

6. If it were up to him, U.S. Nationalized Healthcare would be called Harry-Carry.

5. He wants your unborn grandchildren to pay for his nationalized healthcare and debts.

4. Promoting Vegas-style shotgun weddings and divorces. Under Dirty Harry Reid's Nationalized Healthcare, married couples with kids get taxed $2000 a year more than single parents.

3. Senator Trent Lott apologized and had the decency to resign his leadership role for his racist comments. Senator Harry Reid pressured the first black American President to defend his racist remarks and half-baked apology.

2. Senator Harry Reid believes that "Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" also applies to his office in Washington, DC.

... and the #1 thing that confirms Senator Harry Reid's Arrogance is:

1. Unlike Trent Lott, Harry Reid wants to go down in history as Dirty Harry, Radical Racist in Liberal Disguise.

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