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'Weird Creatures' Host Nick Baker Meets a Mole Lizard - FOXNews

'Weird Creatures' Host Nick Baker Meets a Mole Lizard
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If you're not watching Weird Creatures on the Science Channel, you're missing out on some truly bizarre stuff. From the rainforests of Borneo to the ...

"Weird Al", Flea to Join Pixies - Pitchfork Media

NewsOK.com

"Weird Al", Flea to Join Pixies
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Collaboration of the Century: ?Weird Al? and PixiesLime Wire (blog)
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Weird noises from my roof at night - what's up? - San Francisco Chronicle

Weird noises from my roof at night - what's up?
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Q: My daughter and I share a duplex that she owns in Corte Madera. Ever since the building was reroofed about four years ago, I've heard knock-like sounds ...

Weird pop culture story of the day: Colbert Nation joins the Olympics! - OregonLive.com

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Weird pop culture story of the day: Colbert Nation joins the Olympics!
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I haven't been watching "The Colbert Report" much lately, what with the old needing-my-beauty-sleep excuse. ...

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keepvashon weird: Where do we start? - PNW Local News

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The word ?weird? is an adjective which purports to describe or characterize Vashon. And the verb ?keep? calls us to action against an apparent but ...

Series full of news of the weird - Allentown Morning Call

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Today In Weird Press Releases: A Troubling Sign That ?The Great Divide 2 ... - Idolator: All About The Music (blog)

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Today In Weird Press Releases: A Troubling Sign That ?The Great Divide 2 ...
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New in the Idolator tips inbox: A press release with the title ?Scott Stapp Returns to the Top of the Billboard Album Charts With Creed's Full Circle ...

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'Weird Science' - hometownweekly

'Weird Science'
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From Anthony Michael Hall's overbearing mom in ?The Breakfast Club? to Molly Ringwald's slacker dad in ?Pretty in Pink? and the scatterbrained parents in ...

What, exactly, is the Twitter Peek? Our first hands-on - Washington Post

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What, exactly, is the Twitter Peek? Our first hands-on
Washington Post
Weird batches of tweets would come in, all from one person, for example, or weird messages like "Oh Hey, you're Tweeting so much! ...
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Weird face mask the next level of multitouch? - CNET News

CNET News

Weird face mask the next level of multitouch?
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by Juniper Foo Hard to believe that before Apple made multitouch cool, the most we ever "touched" our PC was touch typing. Now, here's Photoelastic Touch, ...

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Comedy on TV: Jenna Elfman sitcom gets renewed on purpose - Examiner.com

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Comedy on TV: Jenna Elfman sitcom gets renewed on purpose
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The 2009-10 season has been very good to comedies overall, and reverses a trend that began a few years ago when popular comedies like Friends, ...
CBS orders more episodes of Elfman comedyReuters
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TV star Colbert to the rescue of USA Speedskating - Houston Chronicle

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New York Comedy Festival offers gales of laughter - Newsday

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New York Comedy Festival offers gales of laughter
Newsday
It's the New York Comedy Festival, which started Wednesday and continues through the weekend at 10 venues around the city. In addition to the headliners ...
Lol Nyc! Comedy Festival Takes ManhattanCalifornia Chronicle
Richard Kind Previews New York Comedy FestivalWall Street Journal (blog)
How many jokers does it take to make a fest?Philadelphia Metro
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Review: Willem Dafoe stars in an absurdist comedy - The Associated Press

The Associated Press

Review: Willem Dafoe stars in an absurdist comedy
The Associated Press
And they're off and running, in the surreal immersion that is Richard Foreman's "Idiot Savant," an absurdist comedy premiering at the Public Theater. ...

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Jeff Dunham throws his voice into stardom - Los Angeles Times

Los Angeles Times

Jeff Dunham throws his voice into stardom
Los Angeles Times
The ventriloquist and his dummies are reviving a comedy form long thought consigned to children's parties with successful tours, specials and his own show ...
Jeff Dunham coming to the Assembly HallUrbana/Champaign News-Gazette
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Patrick Dempsey Hooks Up With 'Hangover' Writers for Bank-Heist Comedy - Moviefone

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Patrick Dempsey Hooks Up With 'Hangover' Writers for Bank-Heist Comedy
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McDreamy 'Grey's Anatomy' doc Patrick Dempsey will swap surgeries for bank heists in an untitled comedy from the writers of this year's sleeper comedy hit ...
Patrick Dempsey signs on for heist comedyReuters
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HANGOVER Writers Stick-Up Patrick Dempsey for Their Next ComedyCollider.com (blog)
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Oscars 2010: And Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are Hosting... Why? - Television Without Pity

guardian.co.uk

Oscars 2010: And Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are Hosting... Why?
Television Without Pity
Why not pair one of them with a younger black comedian, or a lady, for Pete's sake? It's not like they're an established comedy duo or anything (although ...
Oscar co-hosts will be co-conspirators of comedyLos Angeles Times
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Nickelodeon Orders New Live-Action Comedy - World Screen News

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Nickelodeon Orders New Live-Action Comedy
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SANTA MONICA: Nickelodeon has ordered 20 episodes of Big Time Rush, a new live-action comedy series from Scott Fellows, the creator of ...
Nickelodeon and Columbia/Epic Label Group Partner on Big Time Rush, a New ...Reuters
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Microsoft: Family Guy, no; South Park, sex, and drugs, yes - Computerworld

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Laughs line up for the 30th annual Seattle stand-up comedy contest - Seattle Times

Laughs line up for the 30th annual Seattle stand-up comedy contest
Seattle Times
More than 30 comedians will battle it out in the 30th annual Seattle International Standup Comedy Competition. Opening night, 8 pm today, Columbia City ...

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There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, ... Yes I am!"

So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.

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Starbucks Makes It Easier, Different to Get Free Wi-Fi
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Adieu to Genoa City - New Zealand Herald

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Adieu to Genoa City
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It's all ridiculously melodramatic, but psychologists reckon the daily dose of escapism is akin to burying yourself in a gossip magazine. ...

Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram. - Newstalk ZB

Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram.
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Talk with properly cirrhosis of the daily dose of subjects over 75. PRESCRIBED FOR you. The physician. These actions to obtain the weight of tramadol and ...

Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today - Emirates Business 24/7

Emirates Business 24/7

Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today
Emirates Business 24/7
Developing nations do have the advantage as technology was still catching up and a very large section of consumers rely on the daily dose of newspapers and ...

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Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels - HemOncToday

Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels
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The daily dose of rasburicase was 0.20 mg/kg; the allopurinol dose was 300 mg. The plasma uric acid response rate was defined as the proportion of patients ...

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FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ... - Reuters

FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ...
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The daily dose of Elitek was 0.20 mg/kg, while that of allopurinol was 300 mg. The PUA response rate was defined as the proportion of patients with PUA ...

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ... - Reuters

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ...
Reuters
... CYP3A4 should be closely monitored for prolongation of the QT interval, and a dose reduction to 1/2 the daily dose is recommended (400 mg once daily). ...

First thoughts: Jersey Boys - msnbc.com

msnbc.com

First thoughts: Jersey Boys
msnbc.com
... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...

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Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW - Oneindia

Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW
Oneindia
Gul Panag will be present at the venue on all five action-packed days to review the shows and tweet on the daily dose of fashion week news. ...

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Five-Day Intravenous Vidaza For MDS Shows Mixed Results Compared To Standard ... - The MDS Beacon

Five-Day Intravenous Vidaza For MDS Shows Mixed Results Compared To Standard ...
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Additional Notes: (1) The daily Vidaza dose given to the patients in the Washington University study was the same (75 mg/m 2 ) as the daily dose typically ...

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"It's just not even close," Williams said. "It's not even funny. Not even close." - ESPN

"It's just not even close," Williams said. "It's not even funny. Not even close."
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Martin, Baldwin to "Ratchet up the Funny" at Oscars - ABC News

Martin, Baldwin to "Ratchet up the Funny" at Oscars
ABC News
But the choreographer and "Hairspray" director said there were scheduling conflicts and that Martin and Baldwin were picked to "ratchet up the funny" at the ...
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"Tara" son to star in "Funny Story" - Reuters

Empire Movies

"Tara" son to star in "Funny Story"
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"It's Kind of a Funny Story," a comedy-drama based on Ned Vizzini's 2006 novel, centers on 16-year-old Craig (Gilchrist) who, stressed out from the demands ...
Keir Gilchrist to star in 'Funny Story'Hollywood Reporter
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Short stories show a valiant effort from John Grisham - USA Today

Short stories show a valiant effort from John Grisham
USA Today
It's a versatile effort as Grisham shows off his literary chops: He can do wry, emotional, funny, serious. But the effect of reading Ford County is a bit ...

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Pedro Martinez is funny even when he doesn't say anything - Newsday

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AccuStream Research: UGV Library Analysis Reveals Core Content Category ... - Reuters

AccuStream Research: UGV Library Analysis Reveals Core Content Category ...
Reuters
Over the past five years, comedy/funny categories have captured 19.5% of cumulative library views, based on average viewing share across the major brands, ...

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Hight extends lead in NHRA funny car standings - Los Angeles Times

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Hight extends lead in NHRA funny car standings
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Robert Hight won the funny car portion of the National Hot Rod Assn. races at the Strip at Las Vegas Motor Speedway on Sunday and continued his unlikely ...
Hight's run continues with Funny Car titleLas Vegas Review - Journal
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Catching Up With...Jemaine Clement - Paste Magazine

CBC.ca

Catching Up With...Jemaine Clement
Paste Magazine
Paste: Your character is very funny. I laughed quite a bit. Clement: It was really funny to do, you know? It would be hard to get through a line sometimes. ...
Hoodie Nation Gasps: Could the Conchords' Flight Be Over?Gawker
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MOVIE REVIEW: 'Goats' a wide-open pasture for early laughs - North County Times

Seattle Post Intelligencer

MOVIE REVIEW: 'Goats' a wide-open pasture for early laughs
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Controlled lunacy intact, "The Men Who Stare at Goats" offers plenty of funny scenes, most of them involving Clooney, who employs similar comic timing as we ...
Ticket Giveaway: The Men Who Stare At GoatsKERA
Men Who Stare at Goats Author Jon RonsonTIME
The Men Who Stare at Goats falls short of Strangelovian laughsCharleston City Paper
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Focus Features To Begin Work On "It's Kind Of A Funny Story" - AHN

Focus Features To Begin Work On "It's Kind Of A Funny Story"
AHN
Focus has announced plans to start production on "It's Kind of a Funny Story," a movie by filmmaking team Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck, adapted from Ned ...

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