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The Daily Dose of Weird News:
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Weird, wild and wonderful: Seattle nightclubs celebrate Halloween - Seattle Times

Weird, wild and wonderful: Seattle nightclubs celebrate Halloween
Seattle Times
Dead Vampires, Lady Krishna, Atlas Sound and lots and lots of cover bands play at Seattle nightclubs on Oct. 31, 2009. By Jonathan Zwickel Halloweeners fall ...

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Oh So About Sarah Palin's Weird Dessert Espionage PR Firm? - Wonkette (satire) (blog)

Oh So About Sarah Palin's Weird Dessert Espionage PR Firm?
Wonkette (satire) (blog)
The news of Sarah Palin's literary fortunes?both fiscal and fictive?also brought a smaller bit of news about a secret mystery company owned by Palin. ...

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Weird News: Anthony Toth Builds Pan Am Cabin in Garage - Snark Food

Weird News: Anthony Toth Builds Pan Am Cabin in Garage
Snark Food
Talk about obsession! California resident Anthony Toth has spent $50000 to recreate a first-class Pan Am cabin inside his garage. The 42-year-old employee ...

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Jimmy's weird food facts - The Sun

Jimmy's weird food facts
The Sun
Here he reveals the weird facts he found out about our grub. You can make ham in a cement mixer. "While making square processed ham we put all the chopped ...

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'The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic' collects parody artist's best stuff - ABC12.com

'The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic' collects parody artist's best stuff
ABC12.com
And since the checks have probably stopped rolling in for contributions to VH1's "I Love the '90s" specials, it was probably time for "Weird Al" Yankovic to ...
Weird Al Yankovic - The Essential Weird Al YankovicChartAttack

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Weird News: Phillies Fan Arrested Trying to Trade Sex for World Series Tickets - Snark Food

Weird News: Phillies Fan Arrested Trying to Trade Sex for World Series Tickets
Snark Food
In the weird news category for today, it seems desperate Phillies fan Susan Finkelstein was arrested for trying to trade sexual favors for World Series ...

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Redding wants to made amends for arrest - SI.com

Redding wants to made amends for arrest
SI.com
"Does it seem weird to you? It doesn't seem weird to me,'' Redding said. "This is all going to be over and I'm just going to look forward to having a good ...

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Talented pals set for Bronx sequel - MLB.com

Waiting For Next Year (blog)

Talented pals set for Bronx sequel
MLB.com
"This is really weird," says Sabathia. "We opened up this stadium, and that was pretty cool. Just a couple of years ago we were talking about maybe playing ...
Sabathia and Lee were in same TribeYahoo! Sports
Old buddies Sabathia, Lee are rivals for nowFOXSports.com
Cleveland alums Lee, Sabathia ready to clash in World SeriesCBSSports.com
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Twilighters: Stop staring at your Taylor Lautner shirtless snaps - Los Angeles Times

MTV.com

Twilighters: Stop staring at your Taylor Lautner shirtless snaps
Los Angeles Times
"It's weird. It's kind of embarrassing." We feel the same way when we look at all our photos of him shirtless. Weird, embarrassed and yes, ashamed. ...
'New Moon' kiss: Steamy (and uncomfortable?)Entertainment Weekly

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Michael Jackson's 'This is It' proves the King of Pop is a thriller still - NOLA.com

Los Angeles Times

Michael Jackson's 'This is It' proves the King of Pop is a thriller still
NOLA.com
A weird thing often happens when a past-his-prime icon like Michael Jackson dies. Michael Jackson rehearses a number in an ...
Michael Jackson should have been thereLos Angeles Times
Monument to the Man Gliding a Last TimeNew York Times
Jacksons' Premiere Outfits -- This Is ItTMZ.com (blog)
Rexburg Standard Journal -Entertainmentwise -PopMatters
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The business behind the show
Los Angeles Times
When Microsoft made the decision this week to drop out as the sole sponsor of Fox's upcoming special "Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy ...
Microsoft Pulls Out of 'Fami ...PC Magazine
Microsoft cancels Family Guy dealBBC News
Microsoft Shocked ? Shocked! ? By Offensive 'Family Guy' ContentWired News
Apple Insider -AHN -eSarcasm (satire)
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Bill Cosby Receives Mark Twain Comedy Honor - AHN

Washington Post

Bill Cosby Receives Mark Twain Comedy Honor
AHN
Washington, DC (CNS) - Comedy legend Bill Cosby has been honored with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor Monday. The 72-year-old "America's Dad," who ...
Fatimah Ali: Comedy, with a CosPhiladelphia Daily News
Bill Cosby honored for comedy, social influenceCNN
Bill Cosby Gets Highest Comedic HonorBET
BBC News -CDInsight -Washington Post
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Adam Sandler Playing Both 'Jack and Jill' in New Romantic Comedy - Moviefone

guardian.co.uk

Adam Sandler Playing Both 'Jack and Jill' in New Romantic Comedy
Moviefone
According to a report in Variety, the actor will star in the romantic comedy 'Jack and Jill,' in which he will play both Jack and twin sister Jill. ...
Sandler to play dual roles in comedyUnited Press International
Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Jack and JillInside Pulse (blog)
Adam Sandler to play Jack and Jillguardian.co.uk
The Press Association -Cinematical (blog) -Variety
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The LeagueFinally, a great comedy about fantasy football. - Slate

Hollywood Reporter

The LeagueFinally, a great comedy about fantasy football.
Slate
On The League (FX, Thursdays at 10:30 pm ET), a merry comedy about the miseries of contemporary masculinity, five overgrown adolescents engage in their ...
FX's raunchy new comedy series may be out of your League'CharlotteObserver.com
Add a personal message:(80 character limit)Boston Globe
losers in 'League' of their ownSan Francisco Chronicle
TV Squad (blog) -Reuters -Indie Wire
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Comedian Sommore to appear at Addison Improv - Dallas Morning News

Comedian Sommore to appear at Addison Improv
Dallas Morning News
The former member of the Queens of Comedy doesn't believe that the brassy female act, which toured during the '90s, will get back together for a jaunt. ...

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"Precious" star eyes Showtime cancer comedy pilot - Reuters

Reuters

"Precious" star eyes Showtime cancer comedy pilot
Reuters
... Hot off her acting debut in the title role of the upcoming drama "Precious," Gabourey Sidibe is in talks to join Showtime's comedy pilot "The C Word. ...

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Steve Carell Tees Up Golf Comedy 'Missing Links' - Moviefone

Metro

Steve Carell Tees Up Golf Comedy 'Missing Links'
Moviefone
Misfits crashing the elite world of golf (and riling the snooty establishment) has given us beloved comedy films courtesy of Adam Sandler ('Happy Gilmore') ...
Carell Tees up for Golf Comedy "Missing Links"ABC News
TV buzz: Steve Carell to hit 'Missing Links'Newsday
Steve Carell to Star in Golf Comedy Missing LinksReelzChannel.com
Examiner.com -Golf.com -WorstPreviews.com
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Funny Business Is Good Business For Jeff Dunham On Comedy Central - AHN

Telegraph.co.uk

Russ Mitchell Tackles Stand-Up Comedy - CBS News

CBS News

Russ Mitchell Tackles Stand-Up Comedy
CBS News
Early Show news anchor Russ Mitchell gets some stand-up comedy advice from the legendary Joan Rivers. (CBS/The Early Show) (CBS) As extraordinary as it was ...
Russ Mitchell Walks into a Bar...mediabistro.com (blog)

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'Gentlemen Broncos': A condescending comedy - msnbc.com

The L Magazine

'Gentlemen Broncos': A condescending comedy
msnbc.com
Some mean-spirited comedy has a satirical edge, or a fresh perspective, or something else that makes it funny and entertaining; ?Gentlemen Broncos? is just ...
?Gentlemen Broncos? explodes with side-splitting comedyDaily 49er
Review: `Gentlemen Broncos' a saddle-sore messSan Francisco Chronicle
Capsule reviews: `Gentlemen Broncos' and othersThe Associated Press

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The daily dose of contradiction - ORF.at

The daily dose of contradiction
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In mid-July this year, Mohsen Namjoo was getting ready to record his new album. On the first day of taping, the singer-songwriter awoke to the insistent ...

Baseball Daily Dose: One Last Dose - KING5.com

Baseball Daily Dose: One Last Dose
KING5.com
Hopefully the Daily Dose has aided your fantasy teams in some small way. And if your leagues are going down to the wire, good luck this weekend! ...

The Quietus & Domino Hook Up For Halloween - The Quietus

The Quietus

The Quietus & Domino Hook Up For Halloween
The Quietus
Alongside the daily dose of mordant fiction, The Quietus will be running a competition where one lucky winner can get their hands on the original written ...

Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels - HemOncToday

Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels
HemOncToday
The daily dose of rasburicase was 0.20 mg/kg; the allopurinol dose was 300 mg. The plasma uric acid response rate was defined as the proportion of patients ...

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FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ... - Reuters

FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ...
Reuters
The daily dose of Elitek was 0.20 mg/kg, while that of allopurinol was 300 mg. The PUA response rate was defined as the proportion of patients with PUA ...

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ... - Reuters

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ...
Reuters
... CYP3A4 should be closely monitored for prolongation of the QT interval, and a dose reduction to 1/2 the daily dose is recommended (400 mg once daily). ...

First thoughts: Jersey Boys - msnbc.com

msnbc.com

First thoughts: Jersey Boys
msnbc.com
... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...

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Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW - Oneindia

Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW
Oneindia
Gul Panag will be present at the venue on all five action-packed days to review the shows and tweet on the daily dose of fashion week news. ...

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Out of Mom's Car, Into the Metrobus - Washington Post

Out of Mom's Car, Into the Metrobus
Washington Post
Walking that mile to and from the bus happens to be the daily dose of activity recommended for teens by the American Heart Association. ...

Vitamins more dangerous than secondhand smoke? - 3 News NZ

3 News NZ

Vitamins more dangerous than secondhand smoke?
3 News NZ
Bridget Saunders ditched her regular supplements for the experiment, but found her body missed the daily dose of fish oil. ?I suffer really really badly ...

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The Daily Dose of Funny News:
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For Microsoft, incest and the Holocaust not funny - San Francisco Chronicle

New York Daily News

For Microsoft, incest and the Holocaust not funny
San Francisco Chronicle
Ads. They're everywhere. From snow plows and tomatoes, to manholes and bendy straws, nothing is sacred. Microsoft, however, attempted to take product ...
Family Guy Special Loses Microsoft SponsorshipPost Chronicle

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Women Aren't Funny? Says Who?! - The Daily Blabber from iVillage

New York Daily News

Women Aren't Funny? Says Who?!
The Daily Blabber from iVillage
So why is there so little work for funny women in the TV business? Some scientific studies have speculated that women are not genetically predisposed to be ...
Nell Scovell Is My New HeroMediaite.com

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Funny cat photos lead to serious Web empire - San Francisco Chronicle

Funny cat photos lead to serious Web empire
San Francisco Chronicle
Ben Huh earned a journalism degree and interned at several newspapers, but he ultimately chose a more practical career path: funny cat photo captions. ...

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Funny Man Jams - LA Downtown News Online

Funny Man Jams
LA Downtown News Online
DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES - There are still tickets available for tonight's bluegrass and banjo performance by iconic comedian Steve Martin. ...

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Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Jack and Jill - Inside Pulse (blog)

guardian.co.uk

Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Jack and Jill
Inside Pulse (blog)
Swallowing a bitter pill after the less than heralded release of Funny People, Adam Sandler is ...
Adam Sandler to play twins in filmThe Press Association
Adam Sandler is Jack AND Jill/FILM (blog)
Adam Sandler Plays Both Jack and JillCinematical (blog)
First Showing (blog) -Cinema Blend -Collider.com (blog)
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James Franco has trouble pronouncing 'Gucci' in commercial outtakes in Funny ... - New York Daily News

New York Daily News

James Franco has trouble pronouncing 'Gucci' in commercial outtakes in Funny ...
New York Daily News
In a new Funny or Die video spoofing Franco's Gucci commercial outtakes, the 31-year-old actor shows that brains with beauty are hard to come by. ...
Watch This: James Franco's Gucci OuttakesCinematical (blog)

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not that funny anymore - San Francisco Chronicle

not that funny anymore
San Francisco Chronicle
Oh, and two shows that aren't funny: "Brothers" and " 'Til Death." What in the world has happened to Fox? This is a network that has a long history of ...

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Funny Business Lands Harrison man in Jail - Clare County Review

Funny Business Lands Harrison man in Jail
Clare County Review
On October 27, 2009 Clare County Sheriff Detectives arrested a 40 year old Harrison man on 2 counts of passing a false vehicle title, 2 counts receiving and ...

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A Flu Less Funny - Hillsboro Argus - OregonLive.com

A Flu Less Funny
Hillsboro Argus - OregonLive.com
No matter how funny a disease's name is, things tend to become somewhat more serious when hitting us closer to home. We have tried to remain calm, ...

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Lex Joon's American Dream blog: Vegas bound - NHRA.com

Auto Racing Daily

Lex Joon's American Dream blog: Vegas bound
NHRA.com
Ever since 2000 when I ran an Alcohol Funny Car in Pomona, I had the feeling I wanted to come back to the US to race again. I never expected then that I ...
Force Hood Wants Title For Team, Not GenderRacinToday.com
Las Vegas II: Ron Capps previewMotorsport.com
Tales from the Sports Book: An insider's veiwRadioactive Drag Racing News
Autochannel (press release) -WhoWon.com -Motorsport.com
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