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Funny Quote: "The President of the United States pardoned the national turkey yesterday, in the tradition maintained on the day before the Thanksgiving holiday. Which begs the question, What exactly is the crime the turkey was convicted of, and how did he win such an invaluable favor from the White House?" ~ Laughzilla The Daily Dose Joke: "'Twas the night of Thanksgiving" 'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep... I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. 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