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Black Francis, ?Weird Al,? Flea to Rock ?Winston Calling? Benefit
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The first concert of the two-night benefit at the Echoplex and its upstairs venue the Echo will also feature appearances by ?Weird Al? Yankovic (who will ...
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Here's one of those weird little details that readers always notice: Several people called me Monday to tell me their copies of the editorial page had a ...

Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal - San Jose Mercury News

Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal
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LIKE COAL miners and infantrymen, the Raiders are accustomed to carrying on regardless of conditions. They shrug or sigh or laugh cryptically ...

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Weird Robots: Top 10 Creepiest Robots Of All Time (VIDEO, POLL) - Huffington Post (blog)

Weird Robots: Top 10 Creepiest Robots Of All Time (VIDEO, POLL)
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Most of us have become quite friendly our high tech machines: bring on the dish washers, computers, smartphones, and even the bladeless fans. ...

'Weird Creatures' Host Nick Baker Meets a Mole Lizard - FOXNews

'Weird Creatures' Host Nick Baker Meets a Mole Lizard
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If you're not watching Weird Creatures on the Science Channel, you're missing out on some truly bizarre stuff. From the rainforests of Borneo to the ...

Maine Voters Are Weird - TheStranger.com

Maine Voters Are Weird
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Mike Conley's Tales of the Weird: Rines never found his 'Nessie' - McDowell News

Mike Conley's Tales of the Weird: Rines never found his 'Nessie'
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Many years ago as a boy, I once saw a murky, grainy photograph in a magazine that showed the face of a horned, ...

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Weird Al parodies the best - University of Pittsburgh The Pitt News

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Weird Al parodies the best
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If it's a problem you're looking to fix, then The Essential ?Weird Al? Yankovic is for you. The 38-track, two-disc album features Yankovic's best-known ...

Weird Al's Ode To The Trashmen - KUAR

Weird Al's Ode To The Trashmen
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According to Weird Al, not only were The Trashmen arguably the best surf band ever to come out of Minneapolis, but with their 1964 hit "Surfin' Bird," they ...

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Good news/Weird news briefs
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Ballantine was known to 1960s sitcom-watchers as Lester Gruber on McHale's Navy, which starred Ernest Borgnine. But well before that, ...
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No, really: Onion, Comedy Central team on TV pilot - The Associated Press

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No, really: Onion, Comedy Central team on TV pilot
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Comedy Central has ordered a pilot from the satirical news magazine The Onion. The prospective half-hour scripted series will be based on The Onion's Sports ...
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'Comedy Is Dead' at the Masonic Lodge tonight - Los Angeles Times

'Comedy Is Dead' at the Masonic Lodge tonight
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The story goes that Duncan Trussell, a delightfully deranged LA comedian, proclaimed comedy to be dead after watching an episode of "Last Comic Standing. ...

Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show video teasers - TVbytheNumbers

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Comedian Stephen Colbert to back US Olympic speedskating team - DigitalJournal.com

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Comedian Stephen Colbert to back US Olympic speedskating team
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The term refers to the group of diehard fans of the comedian's satirical political show on Comedy Central. Before its bankruptcy, the Dutch bank was ...
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Put Down That Turkey Leg and Turn Off the Football Game To Prepare for the ... - Reuters

Put Down That Turkey Leg and Turn Off the Football Game To Prepare for the ...
Reuters
This year, COMEDY CENTRAL teams up with Nintendo to give away 48 hourly prize packages including a Wii(TM) console with the New Super Mario Bros. ...

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'Blood: A Comedy' at Mill Hill Playhouse in Trenton - The Star-Ledger - NJ.com

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'Blood: A Comedy' at Mill Hill Playhouse in Trenton
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June Ballinger takes to the stage for the first time in more than a decade in David Lee White's ?Blood: A Comedy. ...

'Young Frankenstein' in Chicago: Puttin' on the low comedy - Chicago Tribune

'Young Frankenstein' in Chicago: Puttin' on the low comedy
Chicago Tribune
But as Max Bialystock well knew, there are two kinds of musical comedies?hits and misses. ?The Producers,? which began here in Chicago, was a big fat hit. ...
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'Gentlemen Broncos': A Psychedelic Sci-Fi Comedy - WBUR

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'Gentlemen Broncos': A Psychedelic Sci-Fi Comedy
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I don't think there has ever been a comedy as freakishly, surreally psychosexual as Jared Hess's Gentlemen Broncos. ...
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Los Angeles Comedy Festival - Los Angeles Times

Los Angeles Comedy Festival
Los Angeles Times
For three weeks, the Los Angeles Comedy Festival will dish out as much comedy as our entertainment-obsessed city can stand. ...

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20. You consider "on sale" to be anything cheaper than the GNP of Cuba.

19. Your children are named after the Anchors on CNBC and the Fox Business Channel.

18. You've forbidden your daughter to shop at Wal-Mart for fear someone might see her, and because your portfolio's big box retailer is Target.

17. When your checking account dips below $20,000, you go into "Frugal" mode ...

16. ... "Frugal" mode to you means buying one diamond bracelet at Tiffany's instead of two.

15. When you fill out a survey, you can't help laughing because the "Annual Income" box only goes up to $500,000 a year.

14. In the event of World War III, you could melt down your silverware and have enough pure silver to make it across the border and buy a small hut in the nether-regions of Canada.

13. The memories of you playing Barbie with your sister always include you buying up all the other Barbie's houses and foreclosing on their mortgages, while downsizing Ken to an appropriate Gov't regulated salary cap because his company took bailout money.

12. You have "People" ...

11. Your six year old knows what a hostile take-over is, discusses Napoleon Hill, and has a poster of Michael Milken on his bedroom wall.

10. The hardest decision you have to make all day is whether to put marble or hardwood floors in your kid's club house.

9. When you start walking into Saks Fifth Avenue, the entire staff drops everything and starts screaming "They're here! They're here!" while sirens go off over the store intercom system.

8. You get depressed because you can't afford a new car until your dividends come in... meaning you have to drive that two year old Rolls Royce for another two months.

7. Your favorite hobby is translating the words "Estate Tax" into Hebrew looking for evidence that they are the sign of the Antichrist.

6. You own a share of Berkshire Hathaway.

5. Berkshire Hathaway invests in you.

4. Your burn candles to Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger and pray that the Lord will increase their life until long after you, your children, and your grandchildren have passed away.

3. During a cold winter night you can't find any more firewood so you hack the leg off your Steinway grand piano and use it to keep the fire going until your butler shows back up with something more flammable.

2. Your children play monopoly with real money.

... and the Number 1 Sign "You Know You're Rich When ... "

1. You pay for cheap material goods in diamonds and gold ingots.

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