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"Who are the Grateful Dead and why do they keep following me?" ~ deadhead's bumper sticker


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"Top Ten Grateful Dead Q&A Jokes"

(10)
Q: What did the deadheads say when they ran out of pot?
A: This music kind of sucks

(9)
Q: Why can't the Grateful Dead play musical chairs?
A: Because the music never stops.

(8)
Q: How do you know the Grateful Dead played in your town 2 months ago?
A: The deadheads are still in the lot.

(7)
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It takes at least two, but Deadheads don't screw in a lightbulb, they screw in a dirty sleeping bag.

(6)
Q: Why do Deadheads dance with their hands up in front of their faces?
A: So the music doesn't get in their eyes!

(5)
Q: How can you tell if Deadheads have been in your house?
A: They're still there!

(4)
Q: How do you know when the Deadheads in your house are about to leave?
A: The phone bill comes.

(3)
Q: Where do you hide things from deadheads?
A: Under the soap.

(2)
Q: If you see three flies in the bathroom, how do you know which one is the deadhead?
A: The one on the pot.

... and the number 1 Grateful Dead Q&A joke:

(1)
Q: How many DeadHeads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 1000; 1 to do it and 999 to tape it.


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