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A Weird, Wonderful Waterworld? Sky & Telescope With the count of exoplanets (planets known to orbit other stars) now at 415, it's not often that a new find makes much of a splash in the astronomical ...
Smiths inspire with weird produce Mankato Free Press I lamented those days of Stupid Vegetable Tricks in a July column and put out a call: If anyone harvests a weird, huge or otherwise extraordinary vegetable, ...
Weird News: Undignified Deaths Mankato Free Press ? William Evans, 57, on trial in St. Augustine, Fla., in August for a sex crime that occurred nearly 30 years ago (but not erased by the statute of ...
This Week in Weird, Dec. 18 Norwich Bulletin By Anonymous PEMBROKE, Mass. - The package was from out of state, addressed to ?Pembroke Little League.? It arrived Tuesday at a Pembroke home, ...
Fanfare for the New, the Old, the Less Heralded New York Times ... a deliciously subtle comedy set in a rural acting class that explores how lives can evolve in ways that are both barely noticeable and momentous; ...
Happy Chanukah to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands
of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. G-d knows their mother
never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last
week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral, so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have
invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold
since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because
I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grand-babies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is --
the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.
2010 Small-Biz Forecast Extravaganza! Entrepreneur (blog) ... elsewhere when you can see a whole bunch of forecasts herded together and presented to you in one convenient blog, right here on the Daily Dose! ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
HOW I SEE IT: Tiger sure did hoodwink America Culpeper Star Exponent And it is also a distraction from the daily dose of bad news coming out of Washington and Wall Street. One of the most salient of all the features of this ...
As I See It: New law offers smokers hope (Dec. 9) Corvallis Gazette Times Even though most people who smoke know they should quit, they find it very difficult without the daily dose of nicotine that tobacco products provide. ...
Errant flight not funny Idaho Mountain Express and Guide As more details come to light, the tale of the Airliner That Went Too Far less resembles the amusing portrait of bungling pilots that late-night TV ...
