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Really gay, and the powerbrokers that ... and more » Danny DeVito And His Weird Trollfoot Fetish In Today's Daily TwitPic - MTV.com Danny DeVito And His Weird Trollfoot Fetish In Today's Daily TwitPic MTV.com This whole foot thing though... it's just straight weird. Then again, when you're as successful as DeVito's been -- and as consistently entertaining -- it's ... Blake Lively Questions Career After Filming Weird Scene in 'Pippa Lee' - FOXNews Mountain View Voice Blake Lively Questions Career After Filming Weird Scene in 'Pippa Lee' FOXNews Blake Lively thought she had it made when she scored a coveted role alongside Hollywood veterans Julianne Moore, Robin Wright and Maria ... 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