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"Top Ten Swine Flu fun facts."

10. It is not illegal to sneeze and shout "Swine Flu!" in a crowded theater.

9. Swine flu aka: H1N1 is not necessarily more contagious when eating bacon, ham, pork, sausage or prosciutto.

8. The fake "I think I have Swine Flu" excuse is spreading like ... Swine Flu.

7. You can catch the Swine Flu on facebook, if someone who has it sneezed on your keyboard.

6. There isn't a Survivor : Swine Flu reality show.

5. The top prize on The Weakest Link doesn't include a free Swine Flu vaccine.

4. The Swine Flu was unable to stop the Healthcare Reform bills from passing through Congress.

3. Swine flu has not crashed any airplanes --- so far.

2. Scientists were able to pinpoint the source of Swine Flu within days. Special Ops were unable to locate Osama bin Laden after more than 8 years.

... and the #1 Swine Flu fun fact:

1. Swine Flu is not a venereal disease spread mostly by lonely hog farmers.

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