Blind as a bat flight FAIL editorial cartoon and Top 10 bat jokes

“Bats are practically blind. Why would any superhero want to be blind as a Bat man?” — Yasha Harari

Top 10 bat jokes

10. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a bat … and you better move because it’s made of wood and it’s flying towards your face.

9. If bats are blind, how do they never breed with the wrong mate, let alone species?

8. Bats are mammals. Whales are mammals. Nature is just too obvious.

7. Ozzy Osbourne ate a fake bat on stage. What about you?

6. If Hell is a place of eternal fire, how can bats live there?

5. What will be the next culture to adopt vampire bats as domesticated pets?

4. Johnny had no luck at baseball. Once he swung his bat around so hard, it slipped out of his hands and flew away, making the high pitched whining shriek that those flying rodents are known for.

3. Meatloaf released a Bat out of Hell, and then years later, he released another Bat out of Hell, but who ever releases a Bat out of Heaven?

2. If bats are flying mice, then what are swimming mice?

… and the #1 bat joke is:

1. When you think you’ve run out of bat jokes to swing around, wing it.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

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