Political cartoon and Top 10 politician jokes

“A politician and a snake oil salesman … , wait, that’s redundant .” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Politician jokes”
10. In Washington, if you want a friend, get a dog. If you want someone to lie for you, get a politician.
9. Government is full of bright ideas, and the politicians required to make them fail.
8. An old school American politician walks in to a Tea party. The host denies him a tab and asks him to pay for each cup as they are served. 
7. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths, because to well-funded special interest groups, they sound more corruptible.
6. Government officials being overwhelmed by voluminous issues, a lobbyist’s job is to present a clear perspective by breaking it down to a Reader’s Digest format a politician can understand.
5. Politicians are like circus clowns and ringmasters. It’s too bad they don’t go into the lion cage. 
4. Bending under a big tent is an art performed on the human body by contortionists and on the truth by politicians.
3. Most politicians are lawyers, because there is no better profession to master the art of doublespeak and lying.
2. Politicians are the shepherds of civilization, leading their herd of sheep to be sheared of their assets like clockwork, every election cycle.
… and the #1 politician joke is:
1. Politicians are the Sumo wrestlers of debate. No one else wants to look like that going into a fight.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com

 

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