Farm Tool cartoon and Top 10 Sickle vs. Scythe jokes

“A Scythe and a Sickle, both good for cutting, are not too fickle. Bad for a tickle, not good for putting, or slicing a pickle.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Sickle vs. Scythe jokes”
10. You can havest wheat with a sickle or a scythe, but it’s a lot easier with a tractor.
9. You can cut a lot with a Sickle, and you can cut a lot more with a Scythe, unless you’re receiving farm subsidies not to grow corn and wheat.
8. Backbreaking work: The sort of agricultural labor that involves a sickle or a scythe, and too many hours in a crop field. 
7. Due to necessary spending cuts in the 2011 Summer Debt Deal, all farmers receiving subsidies will now have their combines replaced with Scythes and their Stars and Stripes replaced with a Hammer and Sickle.
6. You may think your smartphone or tablet computer is powerful, but it still can’t do what a sickle or scythe can do.
5. Sickles and Scythes are bad for making crop circles, unless you don’t want UFO hunters to think aliens made it.
4. If Goldilocks stumbled into a barn and saw a Sickle (too small), a Scythe (too big), she would only be pleased to find a Sicythe (just right).
3. There is proof that aliens use sickles and scythes when they visit crop fields. Most of them are migrant farm workers.
2. Nothing shows off a nice Scythe as well as a rusty little Sickle next to it.
… and the #1 Sickle vs. Scythe joke is:
1. There are Al Qaeda cells. There are prison cells. There are Sickle cells. How come there are no Scythe cells?
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com

 

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