Corporate Anonymous business cartoon and Top 10 Anonymous Business jokes

“Fat Cat Wall Street executives love the Anonymous business occupying so much local space, because it keeps the authorities focused on the protesters and well away from big business.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Anonymous Business jokes”
10. Wallet vs. Wall Street: You can’t #OccupyWallStreet if you’re too occupied with your wallet.
9. Education: You can’t get a degree at Wharton on managing Anonymous Business, but you can get a good Wall Street job with a Wharton degree and watch the #OccupyWallStreet protesters from your office window.
8. Politics: Just like the Tea Party, you can’t actually vote for Anonymous. And just like the Tea Party, you can buy pirate Anonoymous masks, t-shirts and bumper stickers. Campaigns are not won without trade.
7. Ethics: Would the Anonymous business model have better forecasts if they had a transparent management structure?
6 Haiku: Anonymous is like watching the Great Oz Wiz, with that big mask biz.
5. Iambic Pentameter: If you think that Anonymous is new, apparently tech news is not for you. 
4. HR: It’s hard staffing the Anonymous offices. No one knows anyone who works there, especially the people that work there. And the people that do work there can’t confirm it. 
3. Irony: What would the #OccupyWallStreet movement say if Anonymous business got so big, it became a large, wealthy, multi-national corporation?
2. facebook: There are a lot more anonymous users in facebook than facebook users in Anonymous.
… and the #1 Anonymous Business joke  is:
1. Business: Now that #OccupyWallStreet is a budding global phenomenon partly aimed at changing corporations, corporate brand licensors are working on deals to market the Anonymous logo and slogan.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

 

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