Oktoberfest cartoon and Top 10 Octoberfest jokes

“If the seasons are opposite in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres, then Australians should celebrate Octoberfest in March.'” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Octoberfest jokes”
10. Q: How many Octoberfest beer maids does it take to change a light bulb?  A: Why would you have her change light bulbs when she could be serving more beer?!
9. A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam walk into an Oktoberfest party Of the three of them, the rabbi has the most fun, until they serve bratwurst.
8. If you think hitting on the Octoberfest beer maid will get you what you want, you must want more beer.
7. Oktoberfest is a popular holiday not just because of the beer and the hot serving maids, but because everybody looks better when you’re wearing beer goggles for a whole month.
6. If you think Octoberfest can’t fix the economy, it’s because you have not drunk enough beer.
5. Taking beer from a maid during Oktoberfest may be as easy as taking candy from a baby, but try taking the maid from her beer.
4. Haiku: The beer keg is dry, and a new one must be tapped. It’s Octoberfest.
3. Three words: Oktoberfest means beer.
2. Q: Why did the pig cross the road?  A: To get to the Vegetarian Octoberfest party.
… and the #1 Octoberfest joke  is:
1. Pass the brau ’round and ’round, ’till the Octoberfest drinkers all fall down.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

 

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