#OccupyScripts editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Scripts jokes

“If the 99% were to Occupy Prescriptions, the top 1% would earn more profits in big pharmaceutical companies.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 #OccupyScripts jokes”
10. #OccupyMCR – Because you’re too lazy to be creative, and too occupied to do nothing.
9. #OccupyXanax – When MCR is too light.
8. #OccupyOxycontin – When a Xanax isn’t enough.
7. #OccupyMedicalMarijuana – It’s how the high ways were built in California.
6. #OccupyCodeine – Because pharmacies love selling it in small doses.
5. #OccupyMethadone – It’s the stuff the docs condone.
4. #OccupySynapse – It’s a party for your neurons.
3. #OccupyPlacebo – Nothing cures a head full of booger like a colored pill full of sugar.
2. #OccupyControl – Or else you might lose it.
… and the #1 Occupy Prescriptions joke  is:
1. #OccupyScripts – Relieves #OccupyWallStreet aches and gains.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

 

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