Obama Romney driving off a cliff cartoon and Top 10 2012 U.S. Election jokes

“Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama are so different in their view and approach to the economy, except they both believe the rich should stay rich, and the poor should remain important voting blocs.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 2012 U.S. Election jokes”
10. Electoral College: Vote however you want. It’s up to us.
9. Economists: Some say things are worsening. Some say things are improving. Some say things are unchanging. Some say it’s just a phase in a cycle. No matter what they say, one thing is certain: The ones with jobs don’t see a real need to figure out a good solution.
8. R&D: Government Tech: A special computer had to be developed for the NASA Curiosity rover to Mars. For one thing, it had to keep working after a severe speed-of-gravity crash, and it has to stay up and running no matter who sits in the Oval Office.
7. Foreign Policy: Wars in the Middle East. Wars in Central Asia. Wars in Africa. Europe is broke. Wars in Latin America. Eternal cold in Canada. Why do you question the presidential candidates’ addiction to China?
6. Debates: Low standards: Check. Poorly moderated: Check. Performance good enough for dwindling American television audiences: Check. Performance good enough for an Oxford University debate: FAIL. Good thing for them it’s the American election.
5. Politics: Scoring political points in their respective responses to Hurricane Sandy, aka: Frankenstorm, was the best political maneuver on both sides of the entire election campaign.
4. Four words: Haiku: Curiosity. It went to Mars to find stuff. And there’s your haiku.
3. Accountability: Democrats and Republicans both say they want more accountability in Washington. It’s just their pet projects in other parts of America that they want to keep the government’s hands off of.
2. Healthcare: Romamacare? Obamneycare? Whatever you call them, they are two sides of the same coin, paid for, literally, with the blood of the patients.
… and the #1 2012 U.S. Presidential Election joke is:
1. Media: Still selling you the old lie that what the President of the United States does, let alone who it is, has the ability to ruin or improve everyone’s life significantly.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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