Michele Bachmann cartoon and top 10 Michele Bachmann jokes

“Michele Bachmann can’t count on support from Atheists for her 2012 Presidential campaign, but then again she’s just glad she can count at all.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Michele Bachmann jokes”
10. Michele Bachmann curdles the milk in any Tea Party.
9. You can lead a Michele Bachmann to the fountain of wisdom, but you can’t force her to drink.
8. Michele Bachmann may be no Jackie Kennedy but until a book of her misquotes is published, she’s no Dan Quayle either.
7. Michele Bachmann misquotes The Bible so much, she’s thinking about writing her own version, called “What Would Jesus Say?”
6. Eenie Meenie Minie Moe. Catch a Bachmann by her toe. If she misquotes more, let go. Watch her silly campaign blow.
5. Michele Bachmann confused President Lincoln’s “lamp of liberty” with President Kennedy’s “torch”. I bet there are some extreme liberal flamers who could show her the difference … if only it was politically correct enough for them.
4. If Michele Bachmann becomes President of the United States of America, Canadians will move to Greenland.
3. You might think Michele Bachmann could be a great President of the United States of America, but she just couldn’t possible comment … without misquoting herself.
2. President Obama hopes that Michele Bachmann will be the GOP candidate for President in 2012, as nothing else would do as much to guarantee his reelection.
… and the #1 Michele Bachmann joke is:
1. Michele Bachmann thinks she has a shot at becoming President of the United States of America. Really.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com

 

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