Islamic State vs. Medicine Editorial Cartoon and Top 5 Silly Medicine joke
“Over the past few years, IS has reportedly killed more people than sharks, and far less than pharmaceuticals and bad medical practice.”
— Yasha Harari
“Top 5 ridiculous things about medicine and big pharma”
5) Salaries, stock prices, profit and shareholder value (ROI) are the four main ingredients to any medical or pharmaceutical formula.
4) Three words: Wealthcare, not healthcare.
3) Q: How can you tell a doctor from a pharmaceutical executive?
A: One is just an incompetent, greedy buffoon out to rip you off. The other incompetent, greedy buffoon has the decency to rip you off to your face.
Doctors and Pharma
Don’t exist to make you well.
Though they love your cash.
… and the #1 ridiculous thing about medicine and big pharma is …
1) Q: Why do lawyers love doctors and pharmaceutical researchers?
A: They’re job creators. Every doctor creates at least two medical malpractice lawyers.
Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.
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