Happy Thanksgiving, America
No Happy Thanksgiving for Turkeys The Daily Dose Cartoons and Jokes
“Thanksgiving is my favorite American holiday, and that fills me with the sort of turkey-eating guilt that can only be made right by eating flightless fowl and pumpkin pie.”
— Yasha Harari
“Top 5 Thanksgiving jokes”
5) Is that a turkey in your pocket or are you just a typically obese American?
4) Three words: Turducken’s three birds.
3) Q: What’s the second best thing about Thanksgiving?
A: It’s still not Christmas for about another month.
Turkey dinner treat.
On Thanksgivng it’s a feast.
Just don’t call it beast.
… and the #1 non-rejected Thanksgiving joke is …
1) Q: What does PILGRIM stand for at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: People In Line Get Really Interesting Merchandise.
Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.
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