Moamar Gadafi in Hell Steve Jobs in Heaven editorial cartoon and Top 10 dead styles jokes

“Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit returned home from captivity and received an iPad. 1027 Palestinian jihadis returned home from imprisonment and received a dead Gadaffy.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 dead styles jokes”
10. Bell bottoms: The style that dominated the 1970s was a premature ill-begotten fact that people shamelessly wore as a badge of honor. 
9. Iambic Pentameter: Moamar Khadafi was shot. He’s dead. He was once, in Libya, the state’s head.
8. Internet: Steve Jobs invented many cool Internet devices. Muammar Gadhafi, not so much. Both led lives of wealth and influence. The Internet outlived them both.
7. Revolutionary: It never goes out of style to be a revolutionary thinker. Revolutionary actors, however, are usually dead by the end of the story.
6. Business: In the Third World, the business of running a country with an iron fist must be done in proper formal attire. They leave casual attire to hi-tech CEOs.
5. Haiku: Gadaffy is dead. What tyrant will lead fashion, now that he is gone?
4. Politics: Nobody ever voted for Muamar Gadaffy or Steve Jobs, because nobody was ever stylish enough to judge their designs. 
3. Competition: Muamar Gadhafi and Steve Jobs are running a 100 meter sprint race in the after life. Jobs wins, because he actually understood a thing or two about competition. Gadaffy, however, manages to steal the show, with a brazen, daring, bedazzled, afro-centric outfit.
2. Capitalism: OccupyWallStreet is demonstrating that just like Steve Jobs and Muamar Gadhafi, Capitalism is dead. Long live greed!
… and the #1 dead styles joke  is:
1. Bravado: Despite its popularity in Araby throughout the Ages, bravado, like Gadaffy, is dead, and the undead still rule.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

 

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