Super Bowl Frogs editorial cartoon and Top Ten King of Beers jokes

Once upon a half-time, The King of Beers made three frogs the Kings of Amphibians with one Super Bowl Ads. — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 King of Beers jokes”
10. All The King’s Horses: Couldn’t pull the Super Bowl Frogs away from their lifetime supply of Budweiser beer.
9. Populism: Budweiser is all about being the favorite beer in every last corner of the land, which is why their Clydesdale horses are so tired of schlepping around those beer wagons everywhere.
8. Informality: The newest king of beers, King Willem Alexander of Holland, is so famous for loving beer and being informal, that a local Dutch brewer is going to brew a new brand of Pilsner with the king’s buzzed face on the bottle, wearing sunglasses and smoking some kind of funny looking cigarette. It’s going to be called “The Dude of Beers”.
7. Intelligence: If all beer drinkers had the proportional intelligence of the Budweiser frogs, wouldn’t they all be drinking Samuel Adams instead?
6. Democracy: That brewer loves his beer so much, he hops to it every day, and pours his energy into keeping a good head on his frosty mug.
5. Power: If horses run on horsepower, why don’t beer drinkers run on beer power?
4. Haiku: Frogs do not brew beer. Neither does Anheuser-Busch. They brew piss-water.
3. Wealth: Pirates got wealthy using parley. Brewers get wealthy using barley.
2. Fame: It’s one thing to be a famous frog, and quite another to be the great-grandchild of said famous frog, who has to live up to high standards just to stay within the standard deviation.
… and the #1 King of Beers joke is:
1. Three Words: Bud. Weis. Er.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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